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Marina FM La5be6a

Too hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting….
I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
BRYANnickname Beefy
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me

Employer’s Response
Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan.
It’s OK honey, we got
SPELL CHECK!!!

See you Monday.